語音檔:Italiantomalta.mp3
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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a
breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings
me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the
toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She
say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not
even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch(son of bitch
)!!Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a
knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tella me : "everyone
wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fork on the
table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I
call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the
toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you
better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say :
" Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy.