[笑話]An Italian speaks in En glish XD (附語音檔)

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WasteLand
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[笑話]An Italian speaks in En glish XD (附語音檔)

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別人寄給我的...看過的請自動略過 :D
語音檔:Italiantomalta.mp3
快笑翻了 :lol:
錯字已修正 :)
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a
breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings
me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the
toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She
say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not
even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch(son of bitch :P )!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a
knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tella me : "everyone
wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fork on the
table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I
call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the
toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you
better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say :
" Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy.
最後由 WasteLand 於 2003-02-18 01:10 編輯,總共編輯了 1 次。
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剛開始聽只聽的懂那幾個常用的字
看到文字後, 就笑到流眼淚了 :lol:
不過還是要請問一下
knief->knife
fock->fork
是不是這兩個字, 不然我找不到knief跟fock這兩個字
吐一下槽: :D
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zinlin 寫:剛開始聽只聽的懂那幾個常用的字
看到文字後, 就笑到流眼淚了 :lol:
不過還是要請問一下
knief->knife
fock->fork
是不是這兩個字, 不然我找不到knief跟fock這兩個字
吐一下槽: :D
應該是這樣沒錯 :)
我是直接貼別人寄給我的原文...
忘了修正錯字,真是歹勢 :D
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